The Battery Chicken
“Police arrested two children yesterday; one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other one off.”
I’m sorry.
“Police arrested two children yesterday; one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other one off.”
I’m sorry.
This has probably been done before, but I don’t care.
Encyclopaedia Britannica on Zebra:
any of three species of strikingly black-and-white-striped mammals of the horse family Equidae (genus Equus): Burchell’s, or plains, zebra (E. burchellii), which is found in rich grasslands over much of eastern and southern Africa; Grevy’s zebra (E. grevyi), which lives in arid, sparsely wooded areas in Kenya and a few small areas in Ethiopia; and the mountain zebra (E. zebra), which inhabits dry upland plains in Namibia and a few scattered areas in western South Africa.
The BBC on Walruses:
“The walrus (Odobenus rosmarus) is a large flippered marine mammal with a discontinuous circumpolar distribution in the Arctic Ocean and sub-Arctic seas of the Northern Hemisphere. The walrus is the only living species in the Odobenidae family and Odobenus genus. It is subdivided into three subspecies: the Atlantic Walrus (O. rosmarus rosmarus) found in the Atlantic Ocean, the Pacific Walrus (O. rosmarus divergens) found in the Pacific Ocean, and O. rosmarus laptevi, found in the Laptev Sea.”
Note how the plural of “Walrus” is in fact “Walruses” and not “Walri”. This is because the word has modern germanic roots and not classical latin.
And now, the Walrus of Space:
See also: The Whale of Time.