Johnson is the Supernoodles to Osborne’s Pot Noodle
Well, I’ve gone and broken my “no political satire” rule.
Well, I’ve gone and broken my “no political satire” rule.
Seeing as though BBC News 24 have been ramming this story down my throat all day, I decided to do something topical for a change. (In the current affairs sense of the word, I didn’t apply anything to my skin)
This was technically achieved by a print process in that I applied the ink to some paper using pressure alone, the pressure in this case provided by the weight of my pen. I like to get a bit pedantic when it comes to print.
“Police arrested two children yesterday; one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other one off.”
I’m sorry.
Well I’ve had a productive day. What started out as me having a nostalgic trip across the wide expanses of youtube, resulted in a marathon photoshop and illustrator session to produce this:
Original photo used for composition credited to Darren Baker
Beets are cultivated for fodder (e.g. mangelwurzel), for sugar (the sugar beet), as a leaf vegetable (chard or “Bull’s Blood”), or as a root vegetable (“beetroot”, “table beet”, or “garden beet”). Major root vegetable cultivars include:
“Albina Vereduna”, a white variety “Burpee’s Golden”, a beet with orange-red skin and yellow flesh. “Chioggia”, an open-pollinated variety originally grown in Italy. The concentric rings of its red and white roots are visually striking when sliced. As a heritage variety, Chioggia is largely unimproved and has relatively high concentrations of geosmin. “Detroit Dark Red”, with relatively low concentrations of geosmin, and is therefore a popular commercial cultivar in the United States. “India Beet” is not as sweet as Western beet. However India beet is more nutritious than Western beet. “Lutz Greenleaf”, a variety with a red root and green leaves, and a reputation for maintaining its quality well in storage. “Red Ace”, the principal variety of beet found in the United States, typical for its bright red root and red-veined green foliage. “Blood Turnip” was once a common name for beet root cultivars for the garden. Examples include: Bastian’s Blood Turnip, Dewing’s Early Blood Turnip, Edmand Blood Turnip, and Will’s Improved Blood Turnip.
Check out the video after the break if you have no idea what I’m on about.
The qualifying round of the paleo that I was supposed to see got cancelled due to rain, which is a pity because I wanted to take some awesome photos!
I did manage to stich a panorama of the town square however:
In other news:
A sieve, or sifter, separates wanted elements from unwanted material using a filter such as a mesh or net. However, in cooking, especially with flour, a sifter is used to aerate the substance, among other things. A strainer is a type of sieve typically used to separate a solid from aliquid. The word “sift” derives from sieve.
Sieves, yeah!
This has probably been done before, but I don’t care.
Encyclopaedia Britannica on Zebra:
any of three species of strikingly black-and-white-striped mammals of the horse family Equidae (genus Equus): Burchell’s, or plains, zebra (E. burchellii), which is found in rich grasslands over much of eastern and southern Africa; Grevy’s zebra (E. grevyi), which lives in arid, sparsely wooded areas in Kenya and a few small areas in Ethiopia; and the mountain zebra (E. zebra), which inhabits dry upland plains in Namibia and a few scattered areas in western South Africa.
Wikipedia on “README”:
A readme (or read me) file contains information about other files in a directory or archive and is very commonly distributed with computer software. Such a file is usually a text filecalled README.TXT, README.1ST, READ.ME, or simply README, although some Microsoft Windows software may occasionally include a README.WRI, README.RTF, orREADME.DOC. The name is chosen so that users unaware of the existence of this type of files would be drawn to read it. It is traditionally written in upper case so that on case-preserving environments using an ASCIIbetical ordering, the name will appear near the beginning of a directory listing (since upper-case letters sort before lower-case letters in ASCIIbetical ordering).
This is my picture of README.txt:
Got the photo from this month’s Computer Arts free CD, I always like to do something with the free stock photos they put on there!
I recently wall-mounted my monitor. As I removed the assembly for the stand, I thought “this tilting mechanism could come in handy for something”, so I put it to one side and forgot about it until today! As a designer, 2 screens often come in handy for me, but I’ve never bothered to invest in a laptop stand. Both my workmates use one, and I’ve always thought they look kind of useful, but something’s always stopped me from actually paying money for one.
The other day my house was visited by 2 Jehovah’s witnesses. They showed me a leaflet with an image on the front page of a devastated city (after a natural disaster or terrorist attack) with a woman and child injured and weeping. Across the page in bold type was the question “HAS GOD LEFT US?”. They then asked me if this was a question I’d thought about, and I said “As an atheist, no!” They were quite nice people, and we had a little laugh before parting company and they left their leaflet with me.
I am an atheist, but attended church when I was younger and am acquainted with much of the bible , and after the Jehovah’s witnesses left I started to think about the fundamentals of the Christian faith and had a chuckle when I remembered about an idea I had for a sketch a while ago about Adam and Eve.
I went skiing a few weeks ago to Ischgl, Austria. Got stranded due to the volcanic ash cloud but that’s another story. I was at this café at the top of a mountain and thought I’d take a panorama, and here it is:
This is taken from 4 photos, on a Panasonic Lumix of some description, not sure what model, it’s my dad’s. I would have taken my DSLR, but I deemed it too risky in case I fell on it!
All in all, I had a great time in Ischgl, I’d definately recommend it for skiers/snowboarders of all skill levels, there’s something there for everyone. Apré-ski atmosphere is very lively there too!